tl;dr – Start ’em if ya got ’em.
Congratulations, you’ve made it to Friday, GW31 Eve! Chances are, you find yourself in a 10 or 12 team league and the pickings are absurdly slim and you’re feeling about as confident as a eunuch at a sperm bank. If your patchwork lineup consists of dudes with names that sound like venereal diseases – Hadergjonaj, Mariappa, Wan-Bissaka, Stafylidis – don’t worry, you’re not alone. And hey, I’ll be honest, I’d rather watch flies fornicate than draft a set of ranks for four fixtures. So, brb @ GW32 and good luck to y’all.
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This season, our weekly fantasy Premier League ranks are a one-man affair, with Benji Wade taking over the mantle. You can find him on Twitter: Follow @benjiwade.