19 Jan 2018

FPL Ranks for Game Week 24

If we’re going by the sheer intensity of soap opera narratives, by the time Alexis Sanchez and Henrink Mkhitaryan swap places, the January 2018 transfer window will prove to be the most memorable in recent memory. In the meantime, players like Georges Kevin Nkoudou, Terence Kongolo, Moritz Bauer, and last but

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12 Jan 2018

FPL Ranks for Game Week 23

If Manchester City go Invincibles 2.0, or as I’ll forever describe it, Invincibles Lite*, the trip to Anfield on Sunday is the most difficult remaining obstacle. Before Sadio Mane’s red card in GW4, any neutral viewer suspected City were headed for defeat or, best case, a 3-3 draw. More on

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31 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 22

It’s the first double game week of the 2017-2018 Togga season, which turns these ranks into an orgy of London’s finest footballers. Oh, and some guys from West Ham. For the uninitiated, double game week means that Tottenham and West Ham will receive points for their next two fixtures. It’s

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29 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 21

Note the giant dent in the ranks this week as West Ham and Tottenham are left off, but receive a double game week in GW22 for their troubles. Make your waiver moves carefully and accordingly! [Editor’s note: here is more information on Waivers and DGW] If you look through these

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24 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 20

As an American, I probably take too much satisfaction in not knowing the meaning or origin of Boxing Day. Instead, I revel in ignorance that it means when Christmas is finally over, everybody is ready to beat the shit out of something (or one another), because, well, isn’t that the

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21 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 19

Roy Hodges, Sam Allardyce, and David Moyes are the talk of the EPL Table and, for now at least, not the butt of so many Bad British Manager jokes. Woy has gone from Crypt Keeper to Kryptonite (for Riyad Mahrez certainly), taking Palace to 14th along the way. Take away

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15 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 18

Heading into the seventh fixture in a month for all EPL clubs, there’s more rotation volatility than ever and it’s become paramount to consider matchups before making selections. Anecdotally, and no doubt deeper statistical evidence would support this idea, managers who make the most moves based on matchups will be

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12 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 17

Take a peek at these rankings with a few fingers of Scotch and make sure Twitter is your designated driver when you make your selections for GW17. The sheer volume of potential rotation calamities renders all manner of punditry a bit asinine. At this point, we’re all just proverbially flinging

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08 Dec 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 16

Pogba out and Herrera in could be a blessing for Manchester United and if nothing else, it gives Jose Mourinho another convenient excuse for parking the bus in search of a point. Jose is clearly intimidated by Pep, but don’t be surprised if he channels that into a result. Insecurity

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30 Nov 2017

FPL Ranks for Game Week 15

Three sets of ranks in one week make Benji a dull boy. Three sets of ranks in one week make Benji a dull boy. Three sets of ranks in one week make Benji a dull boy. <3 me some Togga though, so let’s get started! Postscript from GW14: Stoke were bad,

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